Sunday, December 8, 1912

by Elizabeth

“If the Twin Cities do not resemble Pittsburgh this morning, it is not the fault of the 400 sophomores who attended the soph smoker last night. All those of the class of ’15 who had ever smoked before and others who were doing their best to act as if they had; did their best with cigars, cigarets, and pipes to befog the atmosphere of the Twin Cities.” Assistant Dean Warnock was the principal speaker, a quartet provided music, and a flashlight was taken of the assembled sophomores at the end of the program.

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